GEORGE VALENTINES  ONE LINER JOKES

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Award winning writer of one liner jokes and general comedy.

One of my oldest original jokes

BUST UP IN A BISCUIT TIN

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This joke was written in August 2006 by George Valentine and has since been copied and reworked many times over across the internet.

There was a bust up in a biscuit tin. While eating a Trio a Bandit called Rocky, who was Crackers, hit a Penguin from Montana over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, kidnapped a Trophy and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. The police say the Smart Cookie Rocky who had a previous conviction for being drunken disorderly was last seen by a Viscount from Maryland whilst walking his Yorkie at just After Eight. Rocky was having Morning Coffee at the Ritz, he was Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut playing a Banjo. Unfortunately at this stage the police do not have a Crumb of evidence to go on.