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Award winning writer of one liner jokes and general comedy.
This joke was written in August 2006 by George Valentine and has since been copied and reworked many times over across the internet.
There was a bust up in a biscuit tin. While eating a Trio a Bandit called Rocky, who was Crackers, hit a Penguin from Montana over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, kidnapped a Trophy and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. The police say the Smart Cookie Rocky who had a previous conviction for being drunken disorderly was last seen by a Viscount from Maryland whilst walking his Yorkie at just After Eight. Rocky was having Morning Coffee at the Ritz, he was Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut playing a Banjo. Unfortunately at this stage the police do not have a Crumb of evidence to go on.