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    Everyone in our village lives to a ripe old age when the council gave them a new cemetery they had to shoot someone to get it going.

    May 7, 2018

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    I did not invent the glove puppet but I had a hand in it.

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    If Popeye was a cannibal would he cook with Olive Oyle?

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    Do jogging lorry drivers wear truck suits?.

    May 7, 2018

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    Before penguins go in the shower they should take their wrapper off.

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    Child abusers should be maimed and shamed.

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    What is a gay dogs motto" "Never leave your pals behind"

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    Why is your dog wearing black boots" "Because his brown ones are at the cobblers"

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    Why do fairies never get pregnant? "Because they keep going to goblin parties"

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    What part of Popeye never gets rusty? "The bit he dips in Olive Oyle"

    May 7, 2018

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