I backed creosote in the Grand national it is great over fences.
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If you were engaged to a girl with a big nose would you break it off.
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God intended all fruit to be round but when he made the banana his mind was on something else
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Obesity Cures Wrinkles
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An unmarried mother has just given birth to piglets the Child Support Agency is now looking for the
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Can you remember as kids we used to knock on doors and run away they still do it today they call it
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The carpet between our twin beds has worn out I don't no if it was caused by the quick dashes ac
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