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BY GEORGE VALENTINE

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    Everyone in our village lives to a ripe old age when the council gave them a new cemetery they had

    I did not invent the glove puppet but I had a hand in it.

    If Popeye was a cannibal would he cook with Olive Oyle?

    Do jogging lorry drivers wear truck suits?.

    Before penguins go in the shower they should take their wrapper off.

    Child abusers should be maimed and shamed.

    What is a gay dogs motto" "Never leave your pals behind"

    Why is your dog wearing black boots" "Because his brown ones are at the cobblers"

    Why do fairies never get pregnant? "Because they keep going to goblin parties"

    What part of Popeye never gets rusty? "The bit he dips in Olive Oyle"

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