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    A man asked the middle age beautiful stripper why she was grey up there but not grey down below replied I have no worries down below

    December 22, 2017

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    The plastic surgeon who make a mess of my nose job is up in front of the beak

    December 22, 2017

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    This is the incontinent help line where are you ringing from? "The waist down"

    December 22, 2017

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    Vauxwagon are bringing in a ship-mint of Polo's into this country

    December 22, 2017

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    Chickens are hen-ployed to lay eggs

    December 22, 2017

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    He thought New Guinea was a Sovereign State

    December 22, 2017

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    A bull arrested for stampeding was released without charge.

    December 7, 2017

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    Don't invest in a sperm bank. There is a penalty for early withdrawals.

    December 7, 2017

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    Some people are dying in poverty I am living in it.

    December 7, 2017

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    I take Viagra because I am getting soft in my old age.

    December 7, 2017

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