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    I backed creosote in the Grand national it is great over fences.

    November 27, 2017

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    If you were engaged to a girl with a big nose would you break it off.

    November 27, 2017

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    God intended all fruit to be round but when he made the banana his mind was on something else

    November 27, 2017

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    Obesity Cures Wrinkles

    November 24, 2017

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    An unmarried mother has just given birth to piglets the Child Support Agency is now looking for the swine responsible

    November 22, 2017

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    Can you remember as kids we used to knock on doors and run away they still do it today they call it Parcelforce.

    November 22, 2017

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    The carpet between our twin beds has worn out I don't no if it was caused by the quick dashes across or the slow trails back

    November 22, 2017

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